I’m often left dumbfounded at the way some media outlets cover “news” stories whenever there is a shark involved in the story. Somehow, the movie, Jaws, seems to work its way into the news, often times simply because a shark is mentioned in a news story. News reporters and anchors often make remarks about their fears of sharks and further reinforce negative stereotypes about sharks with off-the-wall comments. So, what would “the news” be like if the tide was turned and humans were treated the way that sharks are often treated in the media? Let’s head to the coast of Britain for our story (the actual story can be found at Diver photographed in close encounter with shark)
Now entering the alternate media world…
Sharks escape close encounter with masked humans

Humans are the same species as the psychopathic killers found in popular horror movies.
While not all humans are considered dangerous toward sharks, humans were responsible for the deaths of an estimate of millions of sharks last year. Fortunately, for the two basking sharks, the humans that they encountered were not interested in cutting off their fins and leaving the sharks for dead. Instead, the humans merely took a photograph of one the sharks and allowed them to leave unharmed.
Back to reality…
It seems utterly ridiculous when you read it, doesn’t it?